Jimmy Notto

3-Year-Old Pizza

The future is upon us.  Scientists over at the US Army Natick Soldier Research, Development, and Engineering Center in Massachusetts have been working on a tasty discovery.  By using a combination of sugars and gels (typically honey) they have created a pizza that has a counter-life of 3 years.   The taste is said to be…

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Venezuela “Peaceful Protests”

Apparently the words peaceful protest mean something completely different in the eyes of government official world wide. Peaceful actually means violent and protest means fucking riot. First Ukraine and now Venezuela, 2014 is off to a great start. But looking at these pictures it’s hard to grasp what’s really happening over there. All local media…

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Oakland Gone Wild

Things to do on your trip to California include;  not going to fucking Oakland.  They’ve literally gone back in time to the Wild West. I’m pretty sure Will Smith and that guy in the wheelchair make an appearance in this video at some point. The police don’t even try fucking with these “side shows” which…

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