Year in and year out guys are looking for the next best thing to wow their lady. Maybe they should have been focusing on the things they don’t want.
1. Tough Guys
The times are changing. The days of macho men hauling in lumber are dead. Girls want a guy they can express themselves with, or enjoy a movie while lying in bed.
2. Lingerie
Ladies don’t want guys buying them lingerie. It’s supposed to be something sensual, a woman does to surprise her man.
3. Making Plans
They do this every other day of the year, so why not have a day where you plan every intricate detail. Valentines Day should be a day she can be swept off her feet, and not have to worry about sweeping under your’s.
4. A Cheapskate
Box of Chocolate $5. Bouquet of Roses $25. Bottle of Wine $15. It doesn’t cost a lot to be a good date. Leave the paper flowers to the preschoolers. And remember one night of splurging could save you all that money lost on porn subscriptions.
5. Dont’ers
Women are tired of guys who are all talk. Big plans could make for big disappointments. So don’t waste your time dreaming about what could have been, or you’ll spend all your waking hours wondering why you’re still so desperately alone.
