I’ve been exposed to a lot of disturbing things over the years and without a doubt, I can say it has desensitized me. Maybe for the worst – I mean – maybe it makes me a terrible human being because I can’t seem to give a shit about a lot of the nasty things I see online. And when I think back on what it was that may have ruined my once innocent look on life…It all started to come back to me…
1. TUBGIRL
http://tubgirl.ca/
At the time, this was enough to make me puke. I thought it was the worst thing on the internet. I was young and naive… and oh, so wrong.
2. GOASTSE
http://www.goatse.fr/
After the initial shock settled it became a cruel joke to leave this little devil on unexpecting friends who left their computers open.
3. 2GIRLS1CUP
http://www.2girls1cup.nl/
A staple in the desensitization process. This was so disgusting that I couldn’t eat chocolate ice cream for months. Even hearing the song made my stomach curl… Now I can barley workup the appetite for Diary Cream without watching this beauty.
4. BLUE WAFFLE
http://www.bluewaffle.net
I almost didn’t eat waffles ever again… almost.
5. LEMON PARTY
http://www.lemonparty.org/
This one definitely leaves a sour taste in the mouth.
6. BME PAIN OLYMPICS
http://www.painolympics.org/
Since when is chopping your nuts off the idea of a good time? This is on a different level of what the fuck are you thinking.
7. SPECIAL FRIED RICE
http://www.specialfriedrice.net
This little gem turned me off all fried rice dishes on the planet. It also dawned on me why someone may want to employ techniques learned from the BME Pain Olympics.
8. HAI2U
http://www.hai2u.com/
This one hits a gag reflex.
9. JARSQUATTER
http://www.jarsquatter.com/
Really!?!? Common’ what did you think was going to happen? Should’ve used tempered glass.
10. MEAT SPIN
http://meatspin.com
Brings a whole new meaning to the term different strokes for different folks.
