The Secret World of Drug Lords Revealed

Looking at these pictures I’m wondering, “Man why don’t I just become a Drug Lord?”. It can’t be that hard.

All you need is a steady supply of high quality drugs and sell ’em! And fuck, am I good at sales!

If Breaking Bad and Scarface have taught me anything it would be that I’ll probably have to “off” a few local drug dealers before I can get to a viable source.

After that its smooth sailing. You just need to remove(kill) the current residing drug lord; obviously, competition is bad for business. You’d have to get creative with this one because they probably aren’t ever alone.

Once your name starts gaining some reputation you’re going to be getting some bad publicity with the Feds and possibly the cartel. Again not to worry. You build up your henchmen and loyal followers and take them on. The bloodier, more violent and ruthless you can be the better. Cause really…at the end of the day, you’re looking at the good life: