It always seems like fast food restaurants are getting singled out when their employees do something that is unquestionably disgusting. But does anyone ever think of why they do what they do?
When the district manager, of a West Viriginia Pizza Hut starts urinating in the kitchen sink, everybody is suddenly up in arms. “Oh, its so unsanitary.” Well guess what? Everyone forgets to mention that he clearly rinses the sink out.
Then they say well “Why doesn’t he just go to the employee washroom? He’s a fat lazy idiot!” My answer: he’s too dedicated and loyal to the Pizza Hut franchise that he can’t possibly rationalize walking 20 feet to go to the washroom. He’s has too many responsibilities, he can’t just walk away from his work any time he wants, especially not for something as trivial as taking a leak!
Not to mention the man obviously has a urinary incontinence – what’s that? He can’t control his pee! So he needs to make frequent trips to the washroom. And frequent trips mean that something terrible could happen in his absence. A risk he’s not willing to take.
What people don’t understand is being a district manager of a fast food chain carries a lot of responsibilities; leadership, honesty, hardwork, and loyalty. And quite frankly this is the kind of guy that is proficient in all four categories.
He’s so dedicated to his work that he has equated that walking an extra 20 feet to the washroom would lose approximately 2 minutes per visit. Mulitply that by the 20 times a day he has to take a tinkle and thats 40 minutes of pissing. Thats lost revenue for the company! And you better believe he won’t carry that kind of guilt on his shoulders.
His dedication and loyalty to the Pizza Hut franchise will indeed be missed. He has been fired upon review of this surveillance video along with the restaurant in question being shut down until further notice. Its terrible when hard work goes unnoticed because of a little public outrage.
